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glenco
09-25-2005, 01:49 AM
There is more to this storey than anyone ever needs to know but it could
cause trouble and hurt feelings. But if you are ever riding a bike on a cool day and wearing full leather gear and a young lady, and I mean young says
"You look hot" and you reply" No, its actually pretty cool riding today" and
she says "That's not what I mean."
Run as fast and as far as you can then go home and watch the movie Fatal
Attraction.
Be happy with what you have and don't grab for the unabtainable no matter how good it is for your old mans ego
Gunnar
10-11-2005, 12:29 AM
At my age, I'd just have a heart attack.
Or in my younger days I lived by the slogan, "Don't matter where you get your appetite ..... so long as you eat at home!!" Ha!
WILD E
10-11-2005, 01:42 PM
So Glenco where did you get your leather gear..... ha ha
coyotehunter
10-22-2005, 12:06 PM
I was at the Americade Rally a couple of years ago,
stopped at a redlight, and I heard one young lady
ask another, "What kind of bike is that?" and the other
replied. "That is a Honda VTX, an 1800 I think. That is
the kind of bike that I am saving my money for."
I turned around to look at them, they were both
teenagers, maybe only 13 or 14.
If either of them weighed 120, I would be surprised.
I thought of asking them to go home and get their
mom's permission and I would give them a ride,
but with all of the news stories
about pedophiles and child abductions,
decided that I was best off keeping my
mouth shut and riding away.
Steelman
10-22-2005, 03:48 PM
That's a comical story, Glenco. And I agree with Coyote Hunter...just do the right thing and ride away.
glenco
10-23-2005, 09:37 PM
But it was the most unusual thing that had happened in the past 20 years and was hard to walk away from, you will never know how hard it was.
Having been married for the last 20 years to a wonderful woman and being tempted (actually a little more than tempted in fact a lot more) by someone younger is not easy but it made me appreciate what I have. Besides when she gets my age I'll probably be dead.
Anyway went for a nice ride yesterday the weather was cool for a change and met up with a bunch of sport bike riders and toured the Texas hill country a little too fast but had a blast they couldn't believe I could keep up. I didn't want to tell them I could have passed most of them at at any time.
flattracker
01-06-2006, 09:45 AM
What is it with some chicks and leather, or is just that bad boy thing ? anyway I agree, if married ride straight home if your tempted or you might not have a home to ride to next time, ( I said to myself) however if your weak and can't help yourself always, not matter what, always, remember the 150 mile rule, statistics show that if you cheat within a 150 mile range of your home you increase your odds of getting caught by 200%. Thats if you can live with it afterwords, but thats a whole other world of thought there. :icon_susp
dirtdobber
01-06-2006, 05:52 PM
I am not married and I would have walked away. when a young woman/girl says I am hot at my age I know something is up. I don't walk, I run. Good show glenco
dracul
01-06-2006, 07:20 PM
Chicks are indeed suckers for bikes and leather...just like they succumb to uniforms. In my youth back in Hawaii I was a cop, and a bodybuilder, and that combination got me into more female trouble than I'll ever relate here!!!! Chicks like money most of all however, that's why you see so many knockouts with rich old men and nerd genious types :hmm2: :) :icon_roll
bgreer
01-07-2006, 06:55 AM
Yeah, but usually not until they reach the "ripe old age" of about 30 or so when they finally figure out those bad boys aren't good for anything other than a quick lay... :hmm2:
Of course the same can be said for most of those empty headed pretty girls as well. :icon_dizz
dang X, ya sound a little bitter. Wife #2 was reeled in by my bike at that time, was married for 11 years, had 2 great kids and we are still freinds. Current girlfreind and I bought my X after being together for almost 3 yrs and it opened up a whole new attraction for both of us ( to each other)
Lupus Yonderboy
01-08-2006, 09:29 PM
There is more to this storey than anyone ever needs to know but it could
cause trouble and hurt feelings. But if you are ever riding a bike on a cool day and wearing full leather gear and a young lady, and I mean young says
"You look hot" and you reply" No, its actually pretty cool riding today" and
she says "That's not what I mean."
Run as fast and as far as you can then go home and watch the movie Fatal
Attraction.
Be happy with what you have and don't grab for the unabtainable no matter how good it is for your old mans ego
I would have just soiled my leathers... :icon_susp and moved on... or broke out my wallet and yelled "Ho. Ho. HO!"
dracul
01-09-2006, 03:59 PM
Sage observations as usual...no matter what forum I encounter ya on, Hoss! Nevertheless.......Here's ta sinnin' with bowl legged wimmen! :)
dracul
01-09-2006, 07:15 PM
....That's bow-legged women...actually...tripped up by a brain fart resulting from incipient dementia :hmm2: :mad:
Frogpoop
01-15-2006, 04:30 PM
Chicks are indeed suckers for bikes and leather...just like they succumb to uniforms. In my youth back in Hawaii I was a cop, and a bodybuilder, and that combination got me into more female trouble than I'll ever relate here!!!! Chicks like money most of all however, that's why you see so many knockouts with rich old men and nerd genious types :hmm2: :) :icon_roll
I know exactly what ya mean...I too was on the job in Houston and a body builder....yep bein a bouncer was a real "treat" back in the day...
dracul
01-17-2006, 11:44 AM
:drunk: It would seem we have a lot in common Frogpoop! Did the bouncer bit too! Gettin' too much grey up above to hit it as hard as I'd like to but I still push the iron 4X a week as hard as my old ass can handle!
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