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Deeper... always go deeper...

This is for you Mark!!!!!..........................TWSS!!!!!!......................I feel better now.:stirpot:

 

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Damn it Mark!!!! Your post wasn't up there when I started this!!!!........................Curses!!!..................Foiled again!!!!!!!!!:banghead:

 

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Sorry to hear about your cat... pets are as much a part of the family as any human, and more in some cases....

Yep.......................I'd take a cat over my brother any old day..............................And I don't even LIKE cats!!!!!!!!:stirpot::47b20s0:

 

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My cats drive me nuts quite a bit. But I would never let them go. They are more loyal than some people I know...

Cats "loyal"? I never would have guessed that

I'm the one who feeds them

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Well, so much for loyal!!!.......They just have a vested interest in keeping you alive........since you feed them................other wise you would have been dead long ago.................you gotta watch those cats...........they'll sneak up on you in the middle of the night and sit on your face till you quit breathing:stirpot:!!!!!!!.........Do you know the difference between a cat and a dog? The dog says "He feeds me, he loves me, he takes care of me! He must be a God"!!!!! A cat says "He feeds me, he loves me, he takes care of me! I must be a God"!!!!!.............Nuff said????:banghead:

 

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After I step out of the shower, our Aurora (Rorie) will 'wash' my leg below the knee.

Just get the cat a bowl of water Fran and it will probably stop doing that................................or...........................you could just flush the toilet more often!!!!!!!!

 

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While it's so fun to talk about *putty* cats, loveable furry little things they are, anyone else hoping to see the Cubs win tonight at Wrigley? Wouldn't that be friggin' awesome!?!

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Uh..........................since cubs are just little Lions...................... and Lions are feline............................and so are cats........................aren't we still just talking about cats?????????????? GO CATS...........er............Cubs!!!!!! :47b20s0:

 

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I wouldn't mind death by kitty.... OH, you meant CAT!!

Careful what you wish for Sean,................................

............................you just might get it!!!!!!!!! :banghead:

 

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Too much giggle stick????:stirpot:

 

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Seriously, have you checked that you don't have an oil leak that could be getting oil on the tire.

 

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That's what I call the throttle (actually I stole the name, somebody else used it first and I liked it,so I use it), looks like a big stick and if you twist it hard enough it will make you giggle, especially if you are a hooligan!!!! :stirpot::14:

 

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Come on now James, you're taking all the fun out of it for the rest of us!!!!!!! :tapfoot::spank:

 

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For a change of pace, I liked the "Every which Way .... " movies. Funny and entertaining. I really appreciate Clint Eastwoods abilities to let the Hollywood leftist elites know where HE stands and not be intimidated about some "blacklist" BS.
I watch Josey Wales once a year at least and never get tired of it. He can really spit tobaccie accuately and with some distance :bleh:

Oh come on man, special affects!!!!!!!!!!!................................If you don't believe me, ask the Myth Busters.......................Oh, wait, too late!!!!! You will just have to take my word for it!!!!!! :bleh: :icon_bs:

 

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My youngest is 38, she went out on her own at 18. That's like a whole lifetime without any kids around, I almost forget what it was like having kids around....................except for the nightmares.....................!!!!!!!:stirpot::14::icon_bs:

 

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Well, since we're now in our 60's, and never any kids, safe to say there won't be any. Oh. Maybe I misunderstood the question. To clarify, I guess would be no kids ever, Sorry fellas.

Given human nature and things being the way they are, I'm guessing that this is gonna be a REALLY small club!!!!:stirpot: Any other empty nesters feel like they are being discriminated against????:banghead::banghead::banghead::spank:.......................:bleh:

 

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. My office has the little brown door that opens inward and only one seat in it. Yep.

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Uh,...............the way I heard it the little brown door is for exit only and it's not called seat but stool!!!! :icon_weirdface: :icon_yike :nope: :nono: :14: :swear::47b20s0:


And, BTW, I believe it's spelled orifice not office!!!!!

 

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I'm just a skosh concerned about it clearing the fender mounting brackets... :hmm2:

Piece of cake Mark! Put a couple of shims under the fender brackets, mount two of those babies on it and it will stop on a dime, (give you nine cents change), and you won't ever have to put your feet down any more when you stop!!!!................On top of that every ride will be like a full body massage once you get up to speed.................and all the girls will be wanting you to give them a high speed ride!!!! https://youtu.be/b0OeM6UUAoI?t=96 :bleh::icon_bs:

 

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I just read through this and I can name about 8 people who have way too much time on their hands.

It's not about the free time Matt, it's about the multitasking! For instance, right now I am typing this and pretending to be semi retired!!!! And, in about four and a half months, I am going to be pretending to be completely retired...................wait..............I won't have to pretend, and just in time for the best part of riding season!!!!!!:47b20s0:

 

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that little break or pause in your haha's- did you pee yourself?

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!:glee::icon_smil:icon_razz:icon_weee::icon_danc:icon_evil_laugh::icon_yike:icon_poke

 

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ALL RIGHT!!!!!..............Who told you I stain myself!!!!!!!!!:banghead::gah::doh::tapfoot:.......................I know I'm old,..............but I'm not that old!.................I think that you're thinking of Silver F!!!:glee: