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A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and

never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and

comfort him after a bad day.



She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live

without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his

deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.



She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man

in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy,

seductive, and invincible. . .










No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer.

That's what beer does...



Never mind.




 

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LMAO. As I am sitting at BW3s drinking a pint and wishing for warm weather (in OH 29 degrees). It is funny that when I ask my wife to get me a beer she won't. I bet she is jealous...
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Way too funny :D Thanks! :mosh:
 

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God bless beer... ;)

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Funny stuff, laughed so hard, the wife came into the room to see what it was about. She saw the joke, and once out of traction, I might be able to drink a beer without a straw...
(Actually, she had me C&P'ing this to my whole family).
 

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Beer good
 

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From the Ladies point of view

A real man is a woman's best friend.
He'll never let her down;
reassure and comfort her after a bad day,
inspire her to be fearless and forget regret;
allow her to express her deepest emotions and
give in to her most secret desires;
make sure she feels like the most beautiful
woman in a room and help her to be confident,
...sexy, seductive, invincible....



No, wait, I'm thinking of wine. Wine does all that.​
 

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Jeff, that is so true,

When I was laying in the hospital after the wreck, Amy came in and said to me ...

If you die I won't bring you another beer.... so here I am ...Very inspiring... LOL
Actually she said, "If you die I'll kill you!" - err maybe that was my wife..... I don't drink much, but toss me a beer will ya?
 
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