[Bo Dean]

Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently - although when I ask
their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know
them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the street.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motor cycle next to the
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be
leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Signed,
Worried Sick

 

[VTX Bonnie]

Oh my word, that is too funny!!!!

 

[badbike1]

:icon_cheeOn a day I needed a laugh, that was just what the Dr. ordered.:icon_chee

 

[TUCKER]

Just a typical biker dude! Loves the bike more than his old lady!

 

[Dapper]

:icon_mrha God bless America! That is too funny.:icon_yike

 

[mshefke]

That was funny. But if he had an X he wouldn't have been looking for oil leaks, he'd be lookin for new places to put chrome.

 

[eman]

That was funny. But if he had an X he wouldn't have been looking for oil leaks, he'd be lookin for new places to put chrome.

so true...but that was pretty funny.

 

[sirrodf]

Well, he could have beat the hell out of the Harley, and used Stop-Leak on the wife....

 

[need4speed]

Too funny, got to love it.

 

[FL_VTX_GA]

I showed this to my wife. First thing she said was, "No wonder she's cheating on him, he loves his bike more than he loves her."

I have to confess, I didn't see it that way, but I DID have enough sense to keep my mouth shut.